Solution to "Buttered Toast, a Dungeon of Random Happenings" by William Moore

X TV
TOUCH TV
X MR LINENDOT
TALK TO MR LINENDOT
SE
TAKE CHERRY PIE
SW
GIVE PIE TO MARSHIE
S
W
GET BUCKET
PUT BUCKET IN FOUNTAIN
X BUCKET
X FOUNTAIN
E
X AQUARIUM
E
X FISH
GET FISH
PUT FISH IN BUCKET
W
PUT BUCKET IN AQUARIUM
S
X PLARGH
X MIRREN LISA
X DEAF ZEPPELIN
X DOGS
W
X SPORK
DRINK PEPSO
SE
NW
SW
X DARCON
TALK TO DARCON
E
X KEN
X KENT
TALK TO KEN
TALK TO KENT
X PASTOR
TALK TO PASTOR
W
ENTER DOOR
X SHOPKEEP
TALK TO SHOPKEEP
X DANCER
X CHEDDAR
X VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE
X LIMBURGER
TALK TO SHOPKEEP
POINT AT CHEDDAR
POINT AT VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE
POINT AT LIMBURGER
E
S
SW
X POTATOES
TAKE POTATOES
EAT POTATOES
NE
W
X BARON
X GOODFELLOW
X PODIUM
GET PAPERS
X PAPERS
TALK TO BARON VON EVIL
TALK TO BARON VON EVIL
TALK TO GOODFELLOW
E
SW
U
W
X MELKIOR
TALK TO MELKIOR
TALK TO MELKIOR
E
NW
X CORRUPT COP
X BAD COP
TALK TO BAD COP
TALK TO CORRUPT COP
TALK TO MR LINENDOT
OPEN LOCKER
GET RING
X RING
S
S
X YE FLASK
GET YE FLASK
N
N
SE
TALK TO CORRUPT COP
TALK TO BAD COP
RUB RING
TALK TO MR LINENDOT
ENTER DOOR